Former corporate Excel-jockey turned scuba dive instructor turned technology start-up nerd. Former American expatriate; lived in 8 countries. Plan to retire abroad teaching. Avid outdoorsman. Tasted neither mayonnaise nor coffee. Math Team captain, 8th-12th grades. Organizes clothes according to the color spectrum. Loves cycling, attempts tennis, and drinks bourbon. Loves dogs, OK with cats. Not ready for children. Hates smacking food. Multi-lingual (well, computer languages). Secretly enjoys wine, cheese, and board game nights, but doesn't broadcast it. Gets to hang out with the most amazing dog, Maggie, everyday.