Former corporate Excel-jockey turned scuba dive instructor turned technology start-up nerd.  Former American expatriate; lived in 8 countries.  Plan to retire abroad teaching.  Avid outdoorsman.  Tasted neither mayonnaise nor coffee.  Math Team captain, 8th-12th grades.  Organizes clothes according to the color spectrum.  Loves cycling, attempts tennis, and drinks bourbon.  Loves dogs, OK with cats.  Not ready for children.  Hates smacking food.  Multi-lingual (well, computer languages).  Secretly enjoys wine, cheese, and board game nights, but doesn't broadcast it.  Gets to hang out with the most amazing dog, Maggie, everyday.